I just want cute bras, nice tattoos and a chance to see the world.

staringatstarsontheceiling:

365 Favorite Movies (in no particular order)

26. Small Soldiers (1998)
    ↳ we’re not toys, we’re action figures!

nock-nock-nock:

『 海月姫 / Princess Jellyfish 』 (Film 2014)

(Source: youtube.com, via milesjai)

(Source: makuta-tobi, via serenawrap)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
5. NO
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via dragonsateyourghost)

charlienerdd:

ianisleet:

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

I don’t get it someone help plz

charlienerdd:

ianisleet:

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

I don’t get it someone help plz

(via thedalekwiththebread)

hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye

(via rywen)

Thought about going out and doing something today but nah.