writingfail:

i needed this
phunkyreggaeparty:

This is the best thing that’s ever been said

phunkyreggaeparty:

This is the best thing that’s ever been said

(Source: we-come-alone-and-alonewedie, via thedalekwiththebread)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"


Goat simulator

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

Goat simulator

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via thedalekwiththebread)

Made it to Cleveland. Some kid told me to “stop smiling there’s no clown around here”……

(Source: soypopi, via aisu10)

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

(via thedalekwiththebread)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via mistressmorphine)

Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.

(Source: donnydonowitz, via theroyalprussianarmy)

curefortunes:

I EREFUS ETO APOLOGISE FOR THI S

curefortunes:

I EREFUS ETO APOLOGISE FOR THI S

(via prettyodd22)